अ डिवोर्स फॉर सेंत तो में बी अ कांसेर्वतिवे तो में अ लिबरल, इ विल अग्री तो थिस DIVORCE

WELL SINCE I AM ONE OF THESE BLOODY LIBERALS,FORMER HIPPIE, AND ANIT Wआर

SINCE I AM ALL THESE THINGS, I THANK MY BROTHER IN LAW FOR THIS DIVORCE AGREEMENT, I WILL MAKE SURE TO USE IT WHEN I DIVORCE THE ONES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS AGREEMENT, THE REDNECKS AND CAPITALIST PIGS AND NON HUMANATARIAN REPUBLICANS, AND SARAH PALINS OF THE WORLD, WHO START WARS KNOWING THIER RICH COLLEGE EDUCATED KIDS WANT BE FIGHTING IN THEM, THOSE WHO MAKE BILLIONS OFF THE BACKS OF POOR AND THEN WHINE LIKE BABIES WHEN WE FIGHT FOR A SHARE OF THE PIE WE MADE AND FOR THE SAME PEOPLE THAT STOLE THE LAND FROM US NATIVE AMERICANS, DID GENOCIDE ON US,THEN TRY TO INSIMULATE US AND MAKE US WHITE LIKE THEY DID THE BLACKS AND THEN YELL TO THE RAFTERS AND GO TO WAR TO OTHER COUNTRIES FOR DOING EXACTLY THE SAME THINGS THEY DID TO US NATIVE AMERICANS,LATINO'S AND BLACKS IN THIS COUNTRY..

THEY SAY THEY ARE THE CHRISTAIN RIGHT, THE MORAL MAJORITY, IF THIS IS THEIR IDEA OF CHRISTAINITY THEY CAN KEEP IT BECAUSE I CANNOT SERVE A GOD THAT COULD ALLOW THEM TO DO WHAT THEY DID TO US TO GET THIS LAND AND THE ATROCIOUS THINGS THEY DO TO KEEP IT..

HERE IS WHAT MY BROTHER IN LAW SENT, I WANT THIS DIVORCE FROM THE REPUBLICAN, SARAH PALINS AND ALL OTHERS ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF LIBERALS..

DIVORCE AGREEMENT Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal*Mart and Wall Street.

You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLain.

You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World". We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American